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I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
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I took many beautiful photos of Vynessa Lucero outside during springtime. It is hard not to be redundant with such a muse and in such idyllic conditions. Could I devote more of my time editing down this gallery? Sure, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm gonna go spend the rest of the afternoon with my Ma who still loves this aging, strange, sometimes-despicable son of hers. All of us are charged with the task of bringing our mothers immense joy and fulfillment. And often, this is done effortlessly even if we prove to be utterly incompetent at everything else. Catch ya later. In actuality, Zach is going to the gym
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I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
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As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
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Here's more Kels. Some of you might not like the lighting or the silly faces or whatever. All I can say is, OOPS! Maybe you have a really old monitor, maybe dark people are just, hmm how do I put this, dark? And maybe you take life too seriously. Now, why would you want to go and do something like that? Turn up the love. Peace, fellas.
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Ever since I was a teenager, I have been jumping fences and sneaking into pools that I technically should have no access to. If that makes me a criminal, then I will remain one until I can no longer scale fences with ease. There's something extra refreshing and enjoyable about someone else's well-kept pool. This one here had trendy pop music playing for Ophelia's ears while we lounged. Ahhh, paradise.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
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"Here's part two and I will add a bonus video in a few hours. On the eve of this contentious election, I just want to remind everyone of the famous saying ""cooler heads prevail"". One of these phonies is gonna win and half of the country is going to be furious, depressed, and possibly even mentally ill. Some level of tragedy will not be avoided. I truly dislike both candidates. There's one that I dislike more than the other and that is the best I can say. But either way, I have decided for myself that the results will not define me nor how I will interact with others. I'm gonna be okay. It is what it is. The system sucks, but it is merely one of life's many challenges."
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Contestant 18 is from Texas. She is obviously a natural redhead or has me fooled completely. She admits to having her photographer friend help her with the camera, but I assured her that it was well within the rules. Is it weird that masks are starting to look sexy to me now?
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"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
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Here is round two of this tremendous day with Diana Sedova (orange) and Victoria Minina (white). I took the pics in the stairwell before we made it to the park. I had no idea what obstacles we would encounter in public, so I figured it was a good plan. Little did I know that we would encounter all the obstacles, but the girls would give none of the fux. Yesterday, back in the States, where freedom is paramount, I was told that my three year old daughter had to wear a top to her bathing suit at the community pool. Stay free and have a killer week.
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"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
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Wren Davis is a lively young lady that loves cats. She also has some of the most enticing undies I have ever seen. Just try not to get your greedy fingers tangled in her straps. Happy humpday.
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"Eliza Mushyan is a serious person. She doesn't give out smiles like they are free samples at Costco. You gotta earn them. She made me work, but I am okay with it. Her beauty is undeniable. With her dark hair, strong Armenian genetics, and a lingerie model's figure, only a real fool would have complaints for Eliza. Today, I will not be this fool. More to come down the road."
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"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
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Some female told me yesterday that my site looks cheap and tasteless because the girls are fat with big tits and asses. Ma'am, you are a cunt. People come in all sizes, in case you haven't noticed. And if you think women like Sabrina Reyes are fat, please compare them to the clientele on those motorized seated scooters at Disneyland. Anyways, I am not going to apologize for what I like and neither should you. If you had your own publication, I am quite certain that all of your choices would also undergo scrutiny from the peanut gallery. Sabrina's sexual appeal is undeniable in my book and I know I'm not alone. But even if I was, fuck you still. Open your mind. Open your heart.
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Tall, fit, Mazzy Plimpton returns to Zishy with some lingerie that she claims makes her feel ultra-sexy, especially when worn on a date. We chatted a bit about her appreciation for classic rock music. Mazzy says that if you don't recognize greats like The Doors or Hendrix, then you should probably be chasing another girl. Break on through to the other side.
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Georgia Ames and I grabbed some pies one evening. The unfortunate thing is that it was also pizza night for a few local families with kids. Quick goat-thinking, Georgia offered to take my camera into the restroom and make her own magic. I waited patiently without taking a bite. Such a gentleman. We capped off the evening with some adventurous shots in Georgia's neighborhood. The moon did hit my eye that night.
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We have two reasons to praise the Devil this week. Eloisa Guerra is back and Jeff Sessions is out. This bastard said that only bad people smoke cannabis. If you ever tried 'drugs' in your life, you should have realized that everything is a 'drug'. Sex, alcohol, even love can leave you addicted and acting a fool. Eloisa Guerra is no exception.
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Ella Knox is an upbeat young woman that I photographed in Long Beach, California. It was a cloudy morning but Ella and her smile were terrifically bright. Long Beach is almost a charming alternative to Los Angeles. The rent is lower and there are many places that do not feel like you are in a Dr. Dre video. Ain't nuthin but a G thang, baby. Expect more Ella soon.
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Mia Valentine is a rare breed. She is a digital nomad who travels the world, models, cams, dances, smokes weed, and devours adventure. She is originally from Guatamala and has many incredible talents. You will get to know more of her soon here. It is not every day or even every year that I find a sexuality as supercharged as Mia's. And trust me, I look.
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One day, I will stop acting like I own the world and that I have a right to take sexy photos anywhere I damn well please. One day, I will follow the rules of decency and will decline every opportunity for my flavor of fun. One day, I will stop looking for women, like Lana Lovelace, who enjoy teasing a global audience with their beauty. One day, just not today.
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They say there will be a second wave. They say many others will suffer. They say life will never be the same. Yeah, man. There will be one constant before and after this mess you will never pick up your screen and read mostly good news. That shit doesn't sell very well. We are bad news junkies. Sure, you might get a few happy headlines sprinkled in from time to time, but overall, the message is clear--you need to be very watchful for everything and everyone because life wants to bend you over and destroy your anal cavity. Well come at me, bro. I have guns, ammo, toilet paper, and preserved foods. I have enough porn and old sitcoms to last me four lifetimes. I will survive like a damn cockroach. Milly Marks is pretty wonderful, even if she finds us all too conventional.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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She has arrived. Her name is Giulia Wylde. And there will be more of her to follow. You will only find her here on Zishy at the moment. Yes, Giulia is all-natural. Part two expected by Christmas.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Here we have a double-feature of playful snapshots from one of my visits to Russia. Katya Nesterova and Jia Lissa are both amazing women with two very different personalities. Katya is soft spoken, kind, and easygoing. Jia is a talkative, eccentric, hailstorm of energy. All by herself she came up with the creative use of an apricot pit. I will be back soon with some video footage of Katya. Staying grateful for another day without global war, even if it is a Monday. Peace.
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Starting the new year off with a highly requested young lady, Olya. She might not show everything, but maybe I have grown tired of seeing everything. How many nipples and buttholes and drippy hoo-ha's do I need to view to satiate my desire? One of my favorite artists titled a recent book of his, Barely Human. I guess I am not alone in feeling that way sometimes. Perhaps tentacles probing orifices should not be so commonplace in our timelines. Olya Derkach qualifies as a very exciting human to look at, despite never fully exposing herself. And even better, we remain wanting more.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
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Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Wow! This contest seems to be picking up steam. Here is contestant 3, she is holed up in upstate New York. She paints, plays guitar, listens to oldies, and knows how to tease the hell out of a viewing audience. Taking self portraits is a pah-pah-pain, so I commend these women on all their efforts. How beautiful is she without the mask? Only myself and Zishy subscribers will know :) I should be able to get a regular update in tomorrow. Save a life, wear your mask.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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Hello Fellow Sentients. I'm back from a chaotic trip photographing more beautiful women who were incredible but definitely not flawless. This art form that I have chosen has led me to search for the balance between humanity and perfection. I am discerning when it comes to the models that I pursue, but I also want to find beauty in everyone. Historically, I have a certain type, that is undeniable. But I am also trying to broaden the horizons of my palette. Life requires it. My personal taste has had to adjust with age and with my lovers' age. Flexibility is a virtue. Rose Fessenden is perfectly flawed, like me.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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Here is another gorgeous young woman that you will never call your lover. My list also grows each day. But that is okay. I have made my peace with painful reality. Lacole Sawyer has given us the amazing gift of enjoying her naked beauty in digital form. This is an important aspect that many of us can easily overlook. Yes, these girls have the face, the curves, the moves, but they also have a personality that says, It is fine if the world sees my pictures. I choose to share.
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One of the sweetest, most innocent deviants you will ever meet. Ashley Lane strikes me as a performer who truly loves her work. She is the type of woman who makes you question the fact that porn is completely fake. Ashley is into being tied up, so I asked her to give me a quick demonstration. I can't tie for shit, so she had to do it on her own. Next time, I will be prepared (probably not).
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"Lila Love is bold and adorable. There really isn't much else needed to say. We wreaked havoc at her apartment's community areas. We didn't hear any complaints about Lila's lack appropriate swimwear, although my ears are generally shut to complainers. This splashy session will continue in a future update. BTW, do any of you Zishy fans have a contact at X/Twitter? I'm locked out of my account due to a broken phone/2FA issue. Long story. But if anyone can help, I don't mind paying a reward. Thanks in advance."
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Who is ready to hit the trails? I like smoking hella weed, barking at the moon, and taking long hikes during springtime with beautiful, tall, buxom blondes. I have no idea why it is so hard to find a partner. Anyways, Harley Woodburn enjoys the desert climate of Southern California. Stay yellow.
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A little rain is not going to stop Andy, our South American contributor, from capturing the beauty of Camilita Johanna. I read recently that Pablo Escobar's pet hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia. I also heard that hippos are the most dangerous animals, measured by human deaths caused each year. I smell conspiracy. Colombians want to keep foreigners away from their lovely women. I get it. Andy is down for more inside jobs. Stay tuned.
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Regan Budimir is a stunner from a country far far away. A contributor took these to show off the talent that lie behind the Ukrainian borders. Shortly after seeing these, seeing Regan, I decided that I needed to take advantage of my U.S. passport. This is only an intro, but you'll see my own work with Regan soon enough.
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A short but tasty update from a future hall-of-famer, Presley Callen. I hate knowing that some of you are addicted to these drugs. Take it from me, a lifelong junkie to this sort of thing, there is hope. Set limits to your screen time. Test your willpower and only violate yourself once a week. These visions are exhilarating, but they can not compare to an emotional connection with a real human being. Enjoy responsibly. Zishy cares.
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You have probably seen Heidi Romanova somewhere on the interwebs before. It is easy for a photogenic redhead with zero body shame to go viral. Heidi welcomed me into her new flat in the heart of Kiev and we wasted no time getting after it. This was my first time in Ukraine and I doubt that it will be my last. Hopefully, this beautiful country will soon be at peace. And no, Mom. I will not look for a real job.
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Tammy Kaimia is back. Perfection has so many diverse definitions. Expand your vocabulary and the world will be your oyster.
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Here's part one of my day in Santa Monica with the sweet and adventurous Tatiana Penskaya. There is a moment when you are at the beach where you become one with the sand. You realize the hopelessness of trying to keep it from crawling into your hair and up your bathing suit. You decide to pay the price of temporary discomfort for a beautiful memory in nature. Acceptance is the final stage. I will meet you there.
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I found out that I have the flu today. So there may be some delays to publishing updates this week. But don't worry yourself. I'm not making a mad dash for the Mexican border with your dollars in tow. I love what I do. I hope you can say the same. Meeting unique personalities like Sage Hailong has opened up my perspectives on life, relationships, and hairstyles. Even still, you will never hear me claim that Hollyweird is a wonderful place to hang your hat.
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She said she'd never taken any photos like this. She wouldn't even model for her boyfriend in such a manner. My trip to Venice Beach with Basil Navas was a mixture of bravery, laughter, and shyness. Men want to stare at these wonderful creatures. Sometimes, you turn the camera towards an unwanted onlooker and they run away. Sometimes, they themselves strike a pose. Either way, my friends, I feel your pain. In fact, I may have the worst case of this obsession.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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Dabney Conrad was another stunning participant in this year's quarantine challenge. She took me into nature to find some peace and tranquility. I only found more of my insatiable desire to photograph a beautiful woman. Hey, at least she tried. Dabney comes from a small town in Texas which explains her tattoos of farm animals. She is also vegan, but I still think she's cool.
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Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
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Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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It is already hard enough to find two beautiful women who will pose naked for you. Finding two of them that get along together, that is an even bigger ask. I don't want to jinx myself, but I have a history of good fortune. This update can serve as evidence. Despite failing to become the Tri-State orange eating champion, I have managed to create entertainment that many people love more than paraplegic stepdaughter porn. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna jump off the computer now, but tomorrow I plan to add some video since I've been slacking on that. See ya!
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How could I bring you an update shot by Victoria Minina and not follow it up with one featuring her as a model? Here she is looking more natural and more mature than when I first photographed her in 2019. I hope those lash extensions have returned to their rightful home, under a mountain of rubbish. Anyways, we explored this small Russian town on foot and found an abandoned bus that was begging for one last piece of ass. It received an exceptional one. Talk soon.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
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Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
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"Part two as promised. She really is something special. I am confident we will be seeing more of this Angel."
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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I photographed Emelia Pearl around the holidays. Her father's tropical fish tank cast an interesting hue of light on her body. She sat naked in his favorite leather recliner. We filmed in her parents' bedroom. We had the run of the house while everyone else was at work. Freedom means no rules, that is why none of us is ever really free.
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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This past October, I posted a gallery of Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. I found some photos that I forgot to add to that set, so I decided to include them into this shameless gallery which we took earlier that day. See, the idea was to make this an all-Rikki update. But the way things unfolded, it would have been buffoonery not to include Stella in this epic adventure. I know what you're thinking. How could God allow this and how does Zach get away with it? The truth is that I do not. I will burn in Hell for all eternity because of my deviant ways. And as for these immoral women who were coerced by my demonic charm, they too will be judged and punished in due course. But remember, God loves each and every one of us. Unconditionally. We did support the parish's fish fry afterwards.
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Hair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.
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"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
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Carmen Rae returns for part two. This young woman might be petite but is fierce through and through. No matter how bad the odds are stacked against you, no matter what cards your are dealt, there should always remain one voice cheering you on. Your own.
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I miss old Las Vegas and its sanctuary for my 'bad' behavior. Unfortunately, the city is losing its edge and evolving into corporate dystopia, complete with overpriced parking. Vegas is getting Nerfed to pander to generation wuss. Pretty soon the Strip will have designated safe spaces where tourists can avoid all micro-aggresions and any possibility of being triggered by uncouth activity. There are several stories of couples being arrested for having sex in the pods of the High Roller, Vegas' giant ferris wheel attraction. Keep Sin City sinful, or let's just all stay home and throw our dollars down local gutters.
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Neda Marie had no problem gambling and taking risque photos with me in Las Vegas. This beautiful young woman has been against the odds since her childhood, but she keeps smiling. We can look at each other and focus on our differences or we can acknowledge the immense common ground we share. Most people on Spaceship Earth just want safety, love, and a little fun before their time is up. There are so many more interesting things to do than hate.
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Kayla Linchek is into classic muscle cars, smoking weed, eating choice meats, paying regular visits to the beach, and teasing fine gentlemen like ourselves. What more can you ask for? I'm not worried. I am sure you'll think of something. We rose early to dodge the crowds at Dockweiler in Los Angeles. Yes, that is Kayla's actual car in part one, or it was until it broke down completely.